If you can knit (or if not your mum or your nan or your aunt, there must be someone you know...) this is the book for you!!
Televisions with faces, Sofas with faces, skylines with faces, mushrooms with faces, you get the picture... I bought this book for my mom (as a present) and handily pointed out page numbers she might want to pay specific attention to...

This is better. This food isn't getting vanquished. From The Guardian Guide June 2012. Properly happy looking food with faces to promote the star of the series Man v. Food - Adam Richman. How happy does that fried egg look sitting on a pile of pancakes? And the mustard looking on, with an 'Oo' face. 'He's not going to eat all that surely?' Mustard with the face of someone's nan... 

This seems a bit unnecessary. Food with Faces, yeah! A lovely onion, a cup of coffee and a sandwich? Maybe it's some kind of really strong salami. Being vanquished with the power of chewing gum. Couldn't we just ask them nicely if they didn't mind going somewhere else for a bit if they're bothering you. I'm sure they'd understand... Too cute to be vanquished. Sad face.

Paperchase GB Trippers range
Battenburg, Teapot, Apple and Jam Pot with a face...

Rainbow Card

RiceCream Ice-Cream Plush

The good people at noodoll.com know about things with faces - these are just two of a number of lovely things with faces you can buy on their website... Clouds, biscuits, grass, all good.. All with faces. Every time I open their newsletter there are new, amazing things with faces, and I need to spend money on them...